there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Everybody should have this on your blog
YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG
Last week, I forgot my flash drive in the computer lab at my school. I got an email from one of the workers in the lab, letting me know that I had left it.
I thought it was no big deal, until it occurred to me that in order to identify me, they must have had to actually look at the contents of the flash drive.
Which means they might have seen this
all before finally getting to my school folder.
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am