asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

  • some guy on omegle: I don't understand bisexuality! How does it work? I'm not trying to be offensive, but really, how can someone be bisexual? how can they like both?!
  • my sister: Do you want me to explain it to you?
  • omegle guy: Sure.
  • my sister: Do you like cake?
  • omegle guy: Yes.
  • my sister: Do you like cookies?
  • omegle guy: Yes.
  • my sister: Oh my god! How is that possible? How can you like both?! I don't understand how you could like both!
  • omegle guy:
  • my sister:
  • omegle guy:
  • my sister:
  • omegle guy: I don't know why I never understood this.
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    auto-destructeur:

    i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay

    fstw:

    "DC is better than Marvel"